Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Craigslist


If you're looking for a little romance with a headless drunk man with hard nipples, I found your guy. And if this one is for you, can you do me a favor and tell me why? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for getting drunk with strange men who like to take advantage of me, especially when my self-esteem is lost in an old pair of drawers I left in the alley outside of that club I can't remember the name of, but even I couldn't bring myself to write this guy back.

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